Month: July 2014

Pseudo-Coffee

“This must be why I’m not a social icon. You’ve finally pinpointed it. I don’t blindly follow popular culture’s love for overly sweet, pseudo-coffee, ice crystal concoctions. It’s a relief to finally understand why my social status is on a downward course. “

-Matthew to Julie on Flat-Out Love

I feel you, Matt! On coffee, I mean.